Conspiracy Theorists Are Idiots.

Hello again, assorted readers! I return.

Every single conspiracy theorist is an idiot. Here’s why:

Bullets make people dead.

Bullets make people dead.

That is an M4 Carbine. As it says in big letters at the top of the image, but I needed a way to start the sentence. I think that’s enough filler so on to the content.

If a government, especially the US government, wants to cover something up, nobody will find out about it. If the US government had orchestrated 9/11 as a part of the largest conspiracy ever devised, causing a few youtube members to “disappear” is trivial. The M4 probably has an attachment for it right beside the Automated Field Coffee Distributor.

Considering we’re talking about the US Government, if they really wanted to, they could bomb every conspiracy theorist’s house, call it an accident, and go back to being the incompetent cronies of the bush administration.

If you still believe the world is out to get you and your name isn’t John Connor, I suggest you start running. If your name is John Connor, what are you doing reading this blog? Get back to killing Skynet!

Kids these days.

6 responses to this post.

  1. Kids these days, not believing everything the adults tell them, pfft…

  2. if John Connor is on the internet, he’s probably trying to kill it.

  3. Posted by eViLegion on March 10, 2009 at 4:58 pm

    Read these conspiracy theories. You’ll be amazed…

    …well you might be amazed. To tell you the truth, I can’t actually understand what the woman is trying to say. Presuming you can decipher the staggeringly bizarre languge, there may or may not be some conspiracy theory gems in there.

    Or it might just be psycho-babble.

  4. Posted by angela on February 3, 2010 at 4:27 am

    this is a rather pathetic and pointless post.

  5. Posted by nick on August 21, 2010 at 3:33 pm

    yeah you have a point about them being covered up but plenty of conspiracy theorists will just say that that is exactly what they want you to think. which would make sense because if it got out people would just say what you just said.

  6. Good , very good, those who only know are those involved, and they are 2 busy woking in the world and universe, and its all behind your back and when your sleeping, not to mention accidents when your looking the other way

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