Cake.

Cake. Cake. Cake. Cake. Cake. Cake. Cake. Cake. Cake. Cake. Cake. Cake.

Yes, that’s right: cake. If everyone had cake, the world would be a better place. Cake often contains chocolate, and it is a well known fact that chocolate improves mood. If everyone is in a better mood, it is clear that the world would be a better place. Thus cake.

Cake. Cake. Cake. Cake. Cake. Cake. Cake. Cake. Cake. Cake. Cake. Cake.

Elitism is good because it keeps the non elite people out.

Bunnies.

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11 responses to this post.

  1. Travis is a lagomorph.

  2. Are cookies an acceptable substitute? How about cupcakes?

  3. There’s only one small problem.

    You can’t have your cake and eat it too.

  4. Posted by rdthrawn on June 27, 2008 at 5:17 am

    And delectable, delicious delicacy can be substituted provided it is delicious and contains chocolate. QED.

  5. Posted by rdthrawn on June 27, 2008 at 5:17 am

    …ANY delectable, delicious delicacy, that is…

  6. Posted by Rob on June 27, 2008 at 5:24 am

    Pim’s for everyone! They’re cookies, but they’re ALSO cake AND chocolate AND fruit!

    Best of all they’re French. Talk about elitists!

  7. Posted by neverclear5 on June 27, 2008 at 9:17 am

    The cake is a lie.

    Well, someone had to.

  8. In my years of experience, I have never met someone who didn’t think that they were not an elite of some sort. Of course, when their sort of “elite” involves late-night combinations of alcohol and firearms, I’ll gladly be a non-elite person. Plus, they hate bunnies.

  9. Posted by Icky on June 30, 2008 at 12:48 am

    Bunnicentric elitism is good, no question… Cake I’ll have to do some research on, I understand it comes in all shapes and sizes and flavours and whatnots.

    And why bash elites that include “late-night combinations of alcohol and firearms”? Sounds like the kind of elite you’d find Hunter Thompson in, tbh.

  10. have a look at the cakes Imade for my kids birthdays: they certainly made me happy. Then the kids at the party were happy. Which made me happy again, as well as the parents of the kids happy.

    Nice.

    http://trevormill.wordpress.com/category/ships-made-out-of-cake/

  11. Posted by Mary Kay on November 26, 2009 at 12:44 pm

    Well put.

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