This post is going to be full of memes. One meme, two meme, red meme, blue meme… I haven’t seen any new memes on the Internet lately, so I feel it is now my duty to create one. I present for your use the new meme:
lolmetaphors are mostly nonsensical and completely absurd metaphors which compare things to a completely unrelated animal doing something completely unrelated.
lolmetaphors can take one of two forms:
1. “It is as *adjective* as a(n) *verb* *animal*”
2. “… like a(n) *verb* *animal*”
Pluschanges havmust minitrue approve.
Feel free to use the comments to practice your lolmetaphors, and remember: Big Brother is Watching You™.