Space Bunnies

There’s the Flying Spaghetti Monster, Cthulhu, Thor, Zeus – any number of imaginary deities that can be used as an example nonexistant god. However, until now a flying Spaghetti Monster equivalent that is not only absurd, but adorable: Space Bunnies. Yes, that’s right. Space Bunnies. Bunnies in space.

Space Bunnies are a highly advanced race of spacefaring rodents who keep the peace in our galaxy through the use of their cuteness. Space Bunnies have reached the point of omniscience through their superior minds, and are collectively omnipotent. They created us so that we may watch over their larval stages (Earth Bunnies). It is our duty to do this, and pay due respect to our Space Bunny overlords.

Let us pray:

Space Bunnies are adowable.

Oh yes they are.

They have widdle tails;

and cute widdle ears.

They are fluffy and soft.

Bunnies.

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3 responses to this post.

  1. Rabbits aren’t rodents. They are lagomorphs.
    You don’t want to anoy the space bunnies by lumping them with mere rats.

  2. Posted by rdthrawn on June 13, 2008 at 2:48 am

    I repent, oh great Space Bunnies. Forgive my taxonomic sin.

  3. FSM damn you, BudgetAstronomer, and your vast knowledge of all the sciences…

    Jk. Thanks for correcting me earlier today… and for correcting Thrawn…

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