It’s all your fault. Yes, I mean you. All of you (especially Phil Plait). All of my readers of this blog (and all you people who are finding it by Googling “C David Parsons”). I have just had the 20,000th view on this blog.
As punishment, I am forcing you all to participate in a 20,000th view party. You are all required to bring the following items to the party.
- Root Beer – I’m still below the drinking age, remember?
- Flan – Yum! Mexican pudding!
- Chips – What kind of a party doesn’t involve chips?
- Guacamole – Delicious!
- A (insert favourite classical composer here) CD – I’m not into modern pop music. Bring something worth listening to.
You are also required to bring a friend who does not currently read my blog to this party… well… OK, fine. I won’t force you to do that. Even though it’s all your fault that I’ve had my 20,000th view, I’m merciful and I won’t force that upon you… But do it anyway.