You know that huge UFO cover up? The government’s in on it… the media’s in on it… the Big Science conspiracy is in on it… and the Vatican is in on it too!
The Virgin Mary miracle of May 13th 1917 was actually a UFO sighting, and for the 91st anniversary the chief astronomer of the Vatican said it was OK to believe in aliens because they know that UFOs are real!
Seriously, though… UFO enthusiasts are seeing them everywhere. I once got sent a link to an article in Pravda saying that there were ruins on the other side of the moon. Pravda was the former propaganda arm of Stalin. What a reliable source!
When they’re willing to overlook history that I learned in 8th grade, you know that they’re desperate.