Huh?

Intrigued by the Pharyngula post, I took a look at CrevoScope.

You have “will” which you can spend on either researching in the “library” (you click on something that says “read about science” and then you don’t read about science and you gain knowledge), or researching in the “church” (you click on something that says “study” and then you don’t learn anything about the Bible and you gain knowledge). Then, when you feel you have enough knowledge, you debate people.

It doesn’t really matter how much personal intellect you have when it comes to “winning” in the game. This is the way my second “debate” went after I’d spent most of my “will” in the “library”.

You turn toward your_mom_was_an_ape and say “How could Noah possibly fit all those animals into a small boat?”
your_mom_was_an_ape replies to your argument with “Well… um… all that matters is that he did!”
Elles smiles with victory.

your_mom_was_an_ape says his own argument: “If we evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?”
You think for a moment and say “Scientists say that we evolved from chimps, not monkeys! I guess that God of yours didn’t decide to give you a brain so you could realise this, huh?”
your_mom_was_an_ape nods, enjoying seeing his opponent make a complete fool of himself.

Once again, you challenge your opponent: “How could Noah possibly fit all those animals into a small boat?”
your_mom_was_an_ape replies to your argument with “Well… um… all that matters is that he did!”
Elles smiles with victory.

Elles wins the debate!
You gain 10 exp points

Huh?

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3 responses to this post.

  1. I don’t get it either. Here is what I got:

    You turn toward Gunshaw and say “How could Noah possibly fit all those animals into a small boat?”
    Gunshaw replies to your argument with “Well… um… all that matters is that he did!”
    Evolved smiles with victory.

    Gunshaw says his own argument: “If we evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?”
    You think for a moment and say “Scientists say that we evolved from chimps, not monkeys! I guess that God of yours didn’t decide to give you a brain so you could realise this, huh?”
    Gunshaw nods, enjoying seeing his opponent make a complete fool of himself.

    Once again, you challenge your opponent: “How could Noah possibly fit all those animals into a small boat?”
    Gunshaw replies to your argument with “Well… um… all that matters is that he did!”
    Evolved smiles with victory.

    Evolved wins the debate!

  2. And if you were wondering where my outburst went, here it is:

    SCIENTISTS DIDN’T SAY WE EVOLVED FROM CHIMPS YOU STUPID THEISTARD RAAAAWWWWRRRR YOU FAIL AAAAHHHHH GO BACK TO REMEDIAL SCIENCE CLASS!!!!ONE!!!1111!!11!!

  3. Yay! Now you’re just 390xp away from being a 5th level Scientist (prestige class)!

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