I was totally inspired by Eli Bacik to rip off of Reed’s blog and create a “Praise for Splendid Elles” page.
“A whiney kid rambling about how everyone else is an idiot. Fucking brilliant, to be sure.”
—Eli Bacik, some kid on Facebook.
–Ron McEwen, Hallettestoneion Research Project (I just thought it was funny being called ‘Fish’)
“What, that Elles girl? I think that she’s a total twatbitchcuntwhorestreisand. If she were of legal age, I’d say fuck her!”
“If you carry on at your present rate, you are certainly going to make your mark in the world.”