T-Rex vs. Alien

I have an announcement to make. Following my realization that evolution is a poor explanation for the complexity of life, I have renounced my faith in evolution and decided that Intelligent Design theory is the proper explanation.

As my first post in defence of Intelligent Design, I will answer one of the most common challenges posed by darwinists to ID proponents, namely, what is a practical application of Intelligent Design?

The practical application I present is the answer to a long thought to be unanswerable scientific question.

The question as posed by my friend Jesse:

retarded T-rex versus Alien

who would win?

Well, T-rexes are so complicated that I personally can not figure out how they could have come about by the forces of nature. Therefore, the T-rex is intelligently designed. Since Intelligent Design does not specify who the intelligent designer was, we can assume that it was just as likely to have been an alien as the Judeo-Christian god.

Therefore, the alien was the intelligent designer of the T-rex. However, since it is much more unlikely that there was another intelligent agent to design the alien, we must assume that the alien came about through natural forces and was not intelligently designed. Such an intelligence that came about through natural forces would probably have designed its product to be better than it, so the T-rex would win.

See, Intelligent Design does have practical applications!

For another practical application, highlight the text below…

Happy late April Fool’s!

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3 responses to this post.

  1. Posted by The White Girl on April 6, 2008 at 6:45 pm

    lmfao.
    that’s hilarious.
    i love you x)

  2. LOL!

    (i can haz behe now plez?)

  3. Posted by Jesse on April 20, 2008 at 8:17 pm

    T-Rex FTW! (thanks for the mention) 😉

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