“You piss me off on a daily basis kiddo… it is entirely unfair that someone so young can write so well and be so smart… bitch.“
“A whiney kid rambling about how everyone else is an idiot. Fucking brilliant, to be sure.”
–Eli Bacik, some kid on Facebook.
–Ron McEwen, Hallettestoneion Research Project
I just thought it was funny being called ‘Fish.’
“What, that Elles girl? I think that she’s a total twatbitchcuntwhorestreisand. If she were of legal age, I’d say fuck her!”
“If you carry on at your present rate, you are certainly going to make your mark in the world.”
I interpret this to mean I will either do something historical or become fossilized.
“You’re not angry. You’re bored.”
“You’re psychic… and quantum physics.“
“Underage but still wise…“
“You’re a good egg… and such…”
Thank you my good, dear, and personal friend… especially for the Skype teddy bears.