“You piss me off on a daily basis kiddo… it is entirely unfair that someone so young can write so well and be so smart… bitch.“
“A whiney kid rambling about how everyone else is an idiot. Fucking brilliant, to be sure.”
–Eli Bacik, some kid on Facebook.
“Dear Fish…”
–Ron McEwen, Hallettestoneion Research Project
I just thought it was funny being called ‘Fish.’
“What, that Elles girl? I think that she’s a total twatbitchcuntwhorestreisand. If she were of legal age, I’d say fuck her!”
–Reed
“If you carry on at your present rate, you are certainly going to make your mark in the world.”
–Richard Dawkins
I interpret this to mean I will either do something historical or become fossilized.
“You’re not angry. You’re bored.”
“You’re psychic… and quantum physics.“
–Shalini Sehkar
“Underage but still wise…“
“You’re a good egg… and such…”
–Rebecca
Thank you my good, dear, and personal friend… especially for the Skype teddy bears.








Posted by Praise for Splendid Elles « Splendid Elles on May 3, 2008 at 3:44 pm
[...] 3, 2008 I was totally inspired by Eli Bacik to rip off of Reed’s blog and create a “Praise for Splendid Elles” [...]
Posted by splendidelles on May 3, 2008 at 4:08 pm
Pleasant folks, the lot of them.
Posted by shalini sehkar on May 3, 2008 at 4:13 pm
It is ‘Dawkfan’, not ‘Dawfan’.
FAIL!
Posted by James T Kirk/Created Rationalist on May 3, 2008 at 4:13 pm
I see you’ve got yourself a diverse audience
Posted by splendidelles on May 3, 2008 at 4:24 pm
Yes, yes I do.
Posted by shalini sehkar on May 3, 2008 at 9:40 pm
What has ‘foolish adaptard Dawkins’ got to do with ‘praise for Splendid Elles’?
Another Dawkfan fail in 3, 2, 1…
Posted by splendidelles on May 3, 2008 at 10:22 pm
Hey, you got quoted!
Posted by LogicLad on May 29, 2008 at 3:28 pm
Recognised by Dawkins, respect is really due. I now get to feel inadequate posting some form of praise. Splendid work all round
Posted by Amanda on June 13, 2008 at 10:06 pm
Truly one of the brightest teens I have had the honor of getting to know. I am empowered and inspired by her ability to put her mental greatness into text and communicate the real life values that the world will hopefully soon come to realize. Cheers to her, Thrawn and Richard Dawkins!
Posted by Evolved Rationalist on June 14, 2008 at 6:33 am
Wow, I agree with whatever Shalini Sehkar says about you!
Posted by Danny Schade on August 3, 2008 at 1:04 am
You’re so blessed and holy… and God and the Bible.
Posted by Ian Andreas Miller on April 29, 2009 at 11:05 am
Here’s some praise:
“Her scientific name would be Elles splendida.”
Posted by Ron Brown on October 31, 2010 at 2:02 am
Werd.
I’m Ron, formerly of “The Frame Problem” blog. Check out my new blog, “Death By Trolley”: http://www.deathbytrolley.com
Payce!