Hello again, assorted readers! I return.
Every single conspiracy theorist is an idiot. Here’s why:
That is an M4 Carbine. As it says in big letters at the top of the image, but I needed a way to start the sentence. I think that’s enough filler so on to the content.
If a government, especially the US government, [...]
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27 Oct
Conspiracy Theorists Are Idiots.
23 Jul
Paranormal Schmaranormal
Recently in a comment someone posted something particularly ignunt. Since it is my personal policy to exterminate all ignunce I spot, I shall respond with a toast. If only the commenter had been Catholic. That would have earned me quite a few points for Piss Off The Catholics Month.
“Stefano” wrote:
Compliment for your analytical s kills.
But [...]
4 Jul
Why God Almost Certainly Does Not Exist: Part II
Ah, air travel. It’s the fastest mode of transportation we have, and manages to make itself seem like the slowest. Having spent hours lying or sitting in uncomfortable airplane seats or on airport Rows of Seats We Can’t Squish Together to Make a Comfy Bed, I feel I have enough Pure Evil stored up to [...]
30 Jun
Internet Infidels All Over Again
Yes, that’s right, everyone. Looks like the world has been unable to get its fill of sadism through inflicting stupidity on us through normally stupid people, and has resorted to turning normally not-completely-moronic balls of chemicals we call people into festering piles of rotten corruption and idiocy.
In case you are unaware of the situation, the [...]
27 Jun
Cake.
Cake. Cake. Cake. Cake. Cake. Cake. Cake. Cake. Cake. Cake. Cake. Cake.
Yes, that’s right: cake. If everyone had cake, the world would be a better place. Cake often contains chocolate, and it is a well known fact that chocolate improves mood. If everyone is in a better mood, it is clear that the world would [...]
20 Jun
Stop. Memetime!
This post is going to be full of memes. One meme, two meme, red meme, blue meme… I haven’t seen any new memes on the Internet lately, so I feel it is now my duty to create one. I present for your use the new meme:
lolmetaphors are mostly nonsensical and completely absurd metaphors which compare [...]
19 Jun
Big Bangs and Little Bunnies: A Response to zsirrom
Elles has alerted me to a rather interesting comment from one of our readers. The author appears to be a creationist, though I may be seeing things. Where did I put the precious, again? Anyway, here’s the comment:
“This still doesn’t give any evidence for how the “big bang” got started, or how life began. Also [...]
16 Jun
Ignunt Fool of the Week
Firstly, the Ignunt Fool of the Week is normally posted on Friday. Today may be Sunday for you, but we have learned that time is just a social construct (that thing Einstein said about time being relative was just a conspiracy. Pay no attention to the German physicist behind the curtain). So, without further adieu [...]
