Yes, that’s right, everyone. Looks like the world has been unable to get its fill of sadism through inflicting stupidity on us through normally stupid people, and has resorted to turning normally not-completely-moronic balls of chemicals we call people into festering piles of rotten corruption and idiocy.
In case you are unaware of the situation, the [...]
Archive for June, 2008
30 Jun
Internet Infidels All Over Again
30 Jun
There Goes My Faith in Humanity Again
“Everyone’s opinion is of equal value in matters of nuclear physics.”
PZ Myers
PZ Myers has another poll to crash, and so I check it out. AOL writes an article which one would think rationally explains why the LHC isn’t going to be the end of the world, and then puts up a poll asking whether the [...]
30 Jun
Google is My Religion, and You Can’t Say Anything Bad About That
Praise Google!
The old version of Google Earth was completely awesome. The new version of Google Earth is completely awesomer!
It has a new “Sky” feature that lets you look at the night sky from your location and it is sweet!
And, and, and you can click on “Current Sky Events” and it will link you to podcasts [...]
29 Jun
Haggard Fails
From The Denver Post
COLORADO SPRINGS — An e-mail released by a purported friend of ousted pastor Ted Haggard alleges the former leader of New Life Church admitted having sexual contact with and buying drugs from a male escort.
In the October 2007 e-mail obtained by KRDO-TV in Colorado Springs, Haggard allegedly writes he bought drugs five [...]
28 Jun
Banned!
I hang out often in the RichardDawkins.net chat room… that is… I used to… until I was being too much of a freethinker.
So, here I was in the RDF chat when Andrew came in. I said something along the lines of “Hi chatbuddy!” and the chat resumed. Then, Andrew started joking about Scientology and as [...]
28 Jun
ZOMG ORBS!
First of all, this is a picture of Richard Dawkins in a trench coat shortly after he got out of the free screening of Expelled which PZ Myers was expelled from. Ignore the epicness of that picture and concentrate on the little things which I have circled.
What do those look like?
SPIRIT ORBS!
ZOMG, there are spirits [...]
27 Jun
Ignunt Fool of the Week
This week’s ignunt fool of the week is committed to a man who is passionately committed to having our splendid country march back into the Dark Ages.
This week’s ignunt fool of the week is…
“HIS“
Today is indeed a sad, dark day as Governor Jindal decided to value fundamentalist evangelical voters over reason when he signed Louisiana’s [...]
27 Jun
Cake.
Cake. Cake. Cake. Cake. Cake. Cake. Cake. Cake. Cake. Cake. Cake. Cake.
Yes, that’s right: cake. If everyone had cake, the world would be a better place. Cake often contains chocolate, and it is a well known fact that chocolate improves mood. If everyone is in a better mood, it is clear that the world would [...]
26 Jun
I’m an Elitist Bastard
Why didn’t I find out about the Carnival of the Elitist Bastards sooner? I missed the maiden voyage of the HMS Elitist Bastard!
And so, I’ve decided to make a giant leap between the dock and the HMS Elitist Bastard by creating a post reflecting on why I’m an elitist bastard.
I love the Oxford English Dictionary.
élitism
Advocacy [...]
24 Jun
And Now to Get Some Randomness Out of the Way
Imagine we’re on a dandelion seed blowing across the cosmic ocean, drifting forward through time towards a brighter future. Suddenly we reach it.
Now, imagine, you’ve just gotten home from work or school, you’ve settled down in front of your computer and open up Hotmail (I hate Hotmail) GMail to find that you have one new [...]
