Archive for March, 2008

My Thoughts on Creationism

Before I begin this post, I have an announcement to make. It is the end of March and two things have happened.
1. I finally took my Christmas tree down. I put it up in December before I left for China and was too lazy to take it down when I got back. Eventually, I grew [...]

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3000

“What, that Elles girl? I think that she’s a total twatbitchcuntwhorestreisand. If she were of legal age, I’d say fuck her!”
-Reed Braden
Ha! I just hit 3000 views!
Alright, yes… it never could have been done without the help of Greg Laden… but it happened!
Yay!!!

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Epic Fail!

“With enemies like these, who needs friends?”
-The Evolved Rationalist
This morning, I was reading up some more on PZ’s latest adventure.
I started reading some of the comments on Evolved & Rational’s account of the teleconference and… it was just too hilarious not to share.
First, a person going by the name of “creationist” left a comment, believing [...]

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Horoscope

And… here’s your horoscope in no particular order for no particular reason.

Pisces- Drop the caffeine pipe, and come down from the ceiling to save whatever miserly shreds of dignity you have left.

Virgo- Exciting career changes are ahead! When they come, you will be unprepared and will surely languish and die in the workplace.

Aries- Somebody has [...]

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Fitna Pulled from Internet. Again.

Alas, my Friday has been ruined by news brought to my attention by Chicken Girl.
I’m not sure if anything proves that Islam is fascist better than its ability to terrorize internet hosting providers into silencing the truth about it.
Fitna was a short 16 minute film made by a Dutch MP named Geert Wilder who wanted [...]

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The Most Useless Thing You Can Possibly Do for Your Business

Ask yourself this simple question. Is your brand in God’s good books?
Well, this is truly revolutionary. Christvertising!
They pray for your brand (presumably after you’ve paid them) so that it’ll look better in God’s eyes! They claim to control 1% of the 55% of Americans who pray. Why? Because “if God likes your brand, it will [...]

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Ignunt Fool of the Week!

Alright, provided I don’t forget, this will become a regular thing on my blog. Random facts are fun but hard to come up with. There is no end to the supply of ignunt fools. Even when I run into blog-writer’s-block, I will have a good superfluous supply of ignunt fools to point to… provided I [...]

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I Respect Good People, Not Stupid Beliefs

I find it tragic that I love reality, yet everyday I spend in the real world I die a little on the inside. No, it’s not the world itself that I hate, but the society within it that doesn’t seem to grasp its own environment.
Today, I had the pleasure of wallowing in more anti-intellectualism with [...]

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What Do You Want?

Like the vast majority of bloggers, I like getting loads of viewers. The vast majority of bloggers also seem to get way more views than I do which tears my self esteem apart (sad face). When I do get loads of viewers, I get that pseudo-internet-fame feeling which makes me happy (happy face).
So! I’d like [...]

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You’re Welcome

Two years ago, back in those long since misted-over days of middle school, I went with a school group to Space Camp in Huntsville, Alabama. It was only a few months before this that I had first run into Answers in Genesis, a splendid collection of bull shit which gave me a good laugh at [...]

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