“Please Prove Me Wrong” says “Dawkinswatch“.
So far, Dawkinswatch has been demonstrating ignorance of evolution, and claiming that Richard Dawkins is a communist (I don’t know if he ever backed up this claim) and a closeted New Ager.
I reckon that most of these claims don’t really need refutation, but the invitation to ask God to come to me was tempting. I don’t have loads of friends, and I do imagine it would be very comforting. Most importantly, I wouldn’t mind being immortal and having eternal life.
So…
And I didn’t achieve squat. Not a voice, not a feeling of love, not even a presence. Maybe I’m just not as likely to have the psychological conditions for a revelation? Perhaps I’m not sleep deprived enough?
Doubt that Dawkinswatch will be satisfied…
And sorry if the Tchaikovsky wasn’t loud enough to hear…
Posted by musesusan on February 19, 2008 at 6:10 pm
Very nice, especially the end bit. Guess there won’t be any revelations for you, but I have to agree that your “friend” won’t be satisfied.
Posted by Reed Braden on February 19, 2008 at 7:34 pm
HAHAHAHAHA!
Posted by Alun on February 19, 2008 at 11:46 pm
You’d want share an eternity with people Dawkinswatch? That’s…umm… I’m trying to find a diplomatic word which means disturbing. The only worse fate I can think of would be an eternity with me.
Definitely funnier than my own po-faced response.
Posted by splendidelles on February 20, 2008 at 2:52 am
Good point. In the highly unlikely event that I do go to Hell, I plan on having a poker night with Richard Dawkins, Christopher Hitchens, Daniel Dennett, and Sam Harris.
And in the highly likely event that I marry a sinner, I get to burn with him for all eternity.
Posted by musesusan on February 20, 2008 at 7:12 am
I can’t remember who it was who pointed out that we get all the cool famous people (in Hell, I mean)–most of the great composers, just about all the great philosophers and thinkers…
Posted by ordinary girl on February 20, 2008 at 10:05 pm
I love how you say your name. Great video!
Posted by dawkinswatch on February 21, 2008 at 12:50 pm
Maybe God did not want to meet you just because he thinks you are a mocker, what gave him idea?.
Posted by splendidelles on February 22, 2008 at 7:23 pm
You said nothing about having to be polite to God.
Do you want me to do it AGAIN?